If you’ve ever wished your weed smelled like a five-star Italian restaurant, let me introduce you to GMO by Elyon Cannabis—aka Garlic, Mushroom, and Onion, aka Gas, My Oh-my, aka the strain that will have your whole house smelling like a gourmet kitchen and a gas station at the same time.
This heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid regularly tests just around 30% THC and is some cases even higher, so it’s not playing around. If you’re looking for something light and functional, this ain’t it. But if you’re ready for deep relaxation, couch-lock, and possibly forgetting your own name for a few minutes, buckle up.
The Flavor: Garlic Bread Meets Jet Fuel
You ever take a hit of something so funky that you have to pause and reevaluate your life choices? That’s GMO. The dominant terpenes in this strain—Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Myrcene—create a flavor that’s equal parts spicy, citrusy, and straight-up diesel.
- Caryophyllene (learn more) – Adds that spicy, peppery kick and might help with pain relief. Find more Caryophyllene dominant strains at Brotherly Bud
- Limonene (learn more) – Brings in a hint of citrus and an uplifting mental boost (because you’ll need it). Find more Limonene dominant strains at Brotherly Bud
- Myrcene (learn more) – The king of chill, helping with relaxation and full-body effects.
Find more Myrcene dominant strains at Brotherly Bud
TL;DR: It’s like someone spilled gasoline on a garlic knot and said, “Yeah, let’s smoke that.”
The Effects: Nap Time Incoming
With a range of 28% – 30%+ THC, GMO is not for beginners. One solid hit, and you’ll feel a wave of euphoria before slowly melting into your surroundings like a puddle of butter on toast. Stress? Gone. Pain? What pain? Productivity? LOL, good one.
Expect:
✔ Deep relaxation – Ideal for nighttime use or lazy Sundays.
✔ Euphoric head high – Just enough to make bad TV shows hilarious.
✔ Couch-lock potential – You might not move for a while. Plan accordingly.
Final Verdict: A Heavy-Hitting Classic
If you love funky, skunky strains with insane potency, GMO by Elyon Cannabis is a must-try. Just make sure your snack game is strong, because while your body might not move, your appetite definitely will.
🔥 Would I smoke this again? Absolutely.
🔥 Would I smoke this before running errands? Not unless I want to get lost in the grocery store for two hours.
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Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a couch to become one with. 😴💨
