1. Chickies and Petes Fries Hit Different 🧀🔥
You thought you were just getting a little snack, but now you’re having a spiritual experience with a bucket of fries and you swear the cup of cheese sauce is whispering sweet nothings to you. “Eat me.. You got it sweetheart!”
2. Finding Your Seat is Like a Side Quest 🗺️🔍
“Wait… Section 137 or 173? Forgot where we were going and now we are right back where we started? Bro!”
3. The Phanatic is Watching You 👀💚
That giant green creature isn’t just the mascot—it’s a higher being. Every time it looks your way, you lock eyes like he just read your thoughts. You would give anything to hug him!
4.Hot Dog Prices Make You Reconsider Life 🌭💸
“What happened to dollar dog night?!? Two dogs for the price of an entire eighth? Robbery!” But you’re high, and munchies are setting in so you buy three, YOLO.
5. You Get Lost Trying to Find the Bathroom 🚶♂️🚽
You left to pee in the 3rd inning… It’s now the 6th, and somehow you ended up in the parking lot, talking to a guy selling bootleg Harper jerseys.”This quality is nice Man!”
6. “Dude, This Is the Best Seat Ever or What!” 🏟️🔥
Doesn’t matter where you’re sitting—in your current state every seat feels like VIP . Nosebleeds? Hell yeah, best seat in the house! I can see Brotherly Bud from up here!
7. The Wave Feels Like a Religious Experience 🌊🙏
You don’t just see the wave—you are the wave. The energy, the movement, the pure unity. I’m not crying, you are crying! Just out here catching the Holy Spirit over some synchronized arm-raising.
8. Time Is a Lie ⏳🚬
You swear you’ve been watching for five hours. Turns out, it’s only the 2nd inning. You start to feel sleepy! Oh no!
9. You SuddenlyKnow the Words to Every Walk Out Song 🧑🎤
“Living in a brand new world, something something outer space???” – Whatever! Let’s Go Bohm!
10. Forgetting Who We’re Even Playing 🤷♂️⚾
“You start booing the one random Mets fan! Mets suck!” Checks scoreboard. “Oh, wait, damn we are playing the Rockies? Whatever! The Mets still suck tho!”
Philly home opener + weed = an adventure you’ll never fully remember, but will never forget. 😂🔥💨
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